Wednesday, July 6, 2011

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only
willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After
several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a
personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his
entire life in the Australian outback.
           
They end up getting married. On their wedding
night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare
for the festivities. When she returns to the
bedroom, she finds her new husband standing
naked in the middle of the room.  All the
furniture from the room  had been piled in
one corner.
      
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like
a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."

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