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5 Catholics 

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square , Rome .
 
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
  The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." 
  The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. 
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,  
  

slim,
 
  

tall,
  

 
38D breast,
 
  

24" waist and
  

 
34" hips. 
 
 
 

               

When she walks into a room, people say, 

"My God!"