OH HECK!! ... Let's Offend Everybody!

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> OH HECK!! ... Let's Offend Everybody!
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> >Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
> >A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
> >Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> >A. A different bar.
> >Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
> >A. Sum Ting Wong.
> >Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
> >A. A speech impediment.
> >Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ?
> >A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
> >Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
> >A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
> >Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
> >A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
> >Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
> >A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
> >Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
> >A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
> >A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'
> >Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
> >A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
> >Oh shut up and pass it on!